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Private Event Extravaganza!

Since our grand opening in 2022, we’ve been making Kern County laugh harder than a clown on a trampoline. And now, we’re rolling out our Event Venue Packages to ensure your gathering is nothing short of legendary. Whether you're throwing a low-key meeting or planning an epic bash for the history books, we’ve got you covered. P.S. A security deposit is required.

  • Venue Lead: Your personal guide to navigating the world of comedy and event planning. Think of them as your comedy concierge.

  • Pre-Event Meeting: Let’s chat and get everything in tip-top shape.

  • Venue Use: Tables, chairs, restrooms, and trash removal are all included. Yep, even the trash—you won’t have to lift a finger!

Included in each package:

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Packages: 

Stand-up and Celebrate Party

  • What’s Included: 5 hours of private venue access, comedy show, and after-party with a DJ. Room for up to 150 guests.

  • Pricing: $2250 on weekdays, $3750 on weekends.

    • Additional Hours: $250 (weekdays), $350 (weekends).

  • Schedule Example: Doors at 6 PM, Dinner at 6-7 PM, Show from 7:30-9 PM, DJ from 9-11 PM.

  • Fully Staffed: Kitchen, bar, bussers, and “Door Guys” to ensure smooth sailing. Comedy lineup includes a Host, Feature, and Headliner.

The Punchline Special:

  • What’s Included:  Show only, private entrance for up to 50 people. Bar open, dinner options available.

  • Pricing: Weekdays only, $750. $500 Bar Minimum.

    • Additional Hours: $150 Per Hour

The Headliner Experience:

  • What’s Included: Venue for up to 150 people, with dance floor space and use of chinaware, silverware, and a water/coffee station.

  • Pricing: $2000 (Weekdays, dinner package and $500 bar minimum) /$3200 (weekends with a dinner package and $1000 bar minimum).

    • Includes one Production Fee ( value of $200) with an optional second fee.

  • Additional Hours:  $250 (weekdays), $350 (weekends).

  • Extras: Additional fees for sound system, cleaning, green room, etc.

Chuckles for Charity Event:

  • What’s Included:  Venue use and a comedy show to help raise funds for approved charities (EIN required). Your venue liaison will help you to create your own signature charity event contract.

  • Extras: Social media support, profit sharing of ticket and food/beverage sales.

The Laugh Break Conference/Meeting Rate:

  • What’s Included:  Use of our facility for your conference, baby shower, or birthday party.

  • Pricing: $150 Per hour, 2 hour minimum. $200 for a bartender. $200 for kitchen staff. This does not include the cost of food and beverage.

  • Extras: Dinner packages available. Daytime hours only. Cleaning fee may apply.

Add-On Packages:

  • Customized Drink Special ($75): Create your own cocktail—yes, you get to be the mad scientist of mixology!

  •  Customizable Liquor Packages:

    •  Batched Cocktails: $10 per drink + 15% gratuity.

    • Keg: Domestic $1250 + 15% gratuity, Import/Premium $1450 + 15% gratuity.

  • Production Fee ($200): For all your behind-the-scenes needs—table arrangements, special menu planning, etc.

  • Stage Package ($400): Includes our stage, sound equipment, and a sound engineer to make your event truly memorable.

  • Green Room Fee ($150+): Privacy for VIPs, or a kid-friendly space. A cleaning fee may apply.

  • Champagne Toast ($25 per bottle): Celebrate in style (21+ only, please).

Additional Fees: 

  • Outside Catering Fee ($400): If you’re bringing in your own caterer, we’ll provide a liaison and dishwasher.

  • Bottle Corkage Fee ($15): Bring your own bottles—just don’t go overboard!

  • Cleaning Fees ($250): No glitter or confetti, please. We expect the place to be left in “normal” condition.

Dinner Package Options:

  • “Simply Hilarious” ($200): Patrons buy their own food and drink at the bar. Quick and easy!

  • “Knee Slapper” ($29.95 per person): Chicken dinner on plastic plates. Buffet style, no substitutions. Vegetarian options available.

  • “Side Splitting” ($44.95 without dessert, $46.95 with dessert per person): Full buffet with chinaware and silverware. Upgraded menu items available.

Event Inquiry

Got questions or something you don’t see here? Reach out to Tiffany Quarles, our Club

Manager, at 559-676-9215. We’re here to make your event spectacular!

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